zackisontumblr:
if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
last night i dreamt that i got on the scale it read 163.7lbs
i woke up and cried haha
I make wicked oatmeal. #yum
dysenterygay:
i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
"Respect yourself enough to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy."