May 2013
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fieldofbeans:
halfbaked-alchemist:
HI
I am the potoo
I spend most of my time sitting on the edges of tree branches,
pretending to be a stick or dead leaf
it’s not as easy as it looks
I sing virtually exclusively around the period of the full moon
because, according to legend,
I am a mournful spirit in love with the spirit of the moon
I approve of this so much.
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie
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mybigfatredwedding:
How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease
johnfkennedy:
she wears short skirts. i am john f kennedy. shes cheer captain and im john f kennedy
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me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday
confusedtree:
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals so let’s have no choice but to eat the weakest of our young during the harsh winter months
zackisontumblr:
if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
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last night i dreamt that i got on the scale it read 163.7lbs
i woke up and cried haha
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dysenterygay:
i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
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Respect yourself enough to walk away from anything that no longer serves you,...
– Robert Tew (via wherethereislove)
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quazza:
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
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grantjolras:
old fans (◠‿◠✿)
new fans (◠‿◠✿)
fans who like a specific work (◠‿◠✿)
fans who like everything (◠‿◠✿)
fans who want to understand the fandom (◠‿◠✿)
fans who bash new fans (⊙︿⊙✿)
i went for a run again and already i got my mile down to 13:25 as opposed to the 15:57 of two weeks ago!!
can i get anons or s/t??